Many of you know me as Captain Smack, that guy who drops acid, sees UFOs, and jerks off with toothpaste (although not usually at the same time). But did you know that I have other talents as well? Oh, yes I do. Hey, I'm not just a pretty face, you know.
In lieu of one of my zany stories or wacky observations, I thought I'd switch it up a little this week and toss out an original Captain Smack recording. That's right, you're about to hear my actual voice, so let's all pause for a moment, take a deep breath, and try not to freak out.
Are you in your happy place yet? Good.
This here's one of my satanic country songs about drugs (actually, all of my songs are satanic country songs about drugs), so get ready for some good 'ol down-home, knee-slappin', deep-fried pickin & grinnin.
And listen up, ladies: now might be a good time to check and make sure the batteries in your vibrators are fully charged, because after hearing The Captain kick out the mother fucking jams, you might need a little something to take the edge off. Sorry, but my music just has that effect on certain women. It's beyond my control.
Oh, and the song is called "I Got High" (what a freaking surprise).
(if the media player isn't working for you, try this)
Have a great weekend, y'all. See ya on the flippity-flop.