We all get the blues from time to time. It's only natural. But has your depression moved into the next phase? Do you sometimes feel that life is more of a hassle than it's worth? Maybe you feel like it's time to just end it all...
Well, before you do that, be sure to call:
Fact: Did you know that there are over 3,000 suicide attempts each year? That's 3,000 miserable people, whose lives almost ended... all because they didn't have the proper guidance and assistance. Don't let this happen to you. Don't be another sad statistic.
Here at the Suicide Hottt-line, we understand that taking your own life is a difficult decision. And that's why our team of caring, highly trained experts are here to support you, and make sure you do it right the first time!
Our helpful suicide councilors are familiar with many very effective techniques, such as:
- Proper tying of nooses
- Prescription overdoses
- Leaping from buildings
- Laceration of arteries
- Blowing your brains out
- And many, many more!
Do you really want to put your family through that?
Help is only a phone call away, so why put it off any longer? After a lifetime of heartbreak, disappointment and failure, make the last thing you do a dazzling success! Operators and standing by. Call now:
"Because there's nothing more satisfying than a job well done".TM
$3.99 per minute, 15 minute minimum.