tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post3881571638737927849..comments2023-11-03T02:47:50.355-05:00Comments on This Is Your Captain Speaking: When you're at the end of your rope...Captain Smackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05232863959032696801noreply@blogger.comBlogger67125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post-88672779937465624702013-02-07T19:41:25.735-05:002013-02-07T19:41:25.735-05:00You forgot jumping in front of train hahaha
You forgot jumping in front of train hahaha<br />Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05884838759623820963noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post-39037907132709943592007-10-08T05:08:00.000-05:002007-10-08T05:08:00.000-05:00You know, it would suck hairy dogs balls if someon...You know, it would suck hairy dogs balls if someone was trying to do this and actually fucked it up.Ms Smackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02921397003809292438noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post-42614390191095760542007-10-04T20:54:00.000-05:002007-10-04T20:54:00.000-05:00Jin, that's just one more reason to call the Hottt...Jin, that's just one more reason to call the Hottt-line - avoid fines and penalties. The slogan could be: Remember - it's only against the law if you fail.Captain Smackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05232863959032696801noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post-63003615299608321852007-10-04T09:04:00.000-05:002007-10-04T09:04:00.000-05:00A most wicked post Capt Smack - you've brightened ...A most wicked post Capt Smack - you've brightened up my day! <BR/>Ironically, if a poor sod tries to top himself here (in the UAE) & fails, he's taken to court & punished with either a fine or jail time!Jaynehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06546956519928584352noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post-66116645651605339602007-10-04T06:27:00.000-05:002007-10-04T06:27:00.000-05:00Ann:I guess it is about time for another WTFWJD po...<B>Ann:</B><BR/>I guess it is about time for another WTFWJD post, I don't know what's taking Him so long... <BR/><BR/>Oh, and Raoul, my stylist, says thanks.<BR/><BR/><BR/><B>Madam Z:</B><BR/>Rock on I shall - and thanks for saying that. And there's nothing wrong with a little reality check every now and then.<BR/><BR/><BR/><B>Bock:</B><BR/>I never realized that Dudley was such a delicate flower.Captain Smackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05232863959032696801noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post-30385087840521946882007-10-04T03:27:00.000-05:002007-10-04T03:27:00.000-05:00I was in a suicide squad in the army and so don't ...I was in a suicide squad in the army and so don't find this very funny, Madam Z's comment was funny, squirm baby, true or not. <BR/><BR/><BR/>obviously I lived.Old Knudsenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05939476225847425724noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post-56860904583120845332007-10-03T23:40:00.000-05:002007-10-03T23:40:00.000-05:00I don't know whether to laugh my arse off or feel ...I don't know whether to laugh my arse off or feel like a loser because I have been one of those that failed miserably!! (Does trying to slit your wrists with the little pointy bit off your watch strap count as an attempt?)<BR/><BR/>Love the catapult idea, would have suited the area with the whole Lord of the Rings setting in the background. Damn it, should have done that one.Juleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03404613584296500571noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post-52410912559282192912007-10-03T17:52:00.000-05:002007-10-03T17:52:00.000-05:00I'm reminded of this beautiful poem by Dudley Moor...I'm reminded of this beautiful poem by Dudley Moore:<BR/><BR/>As I was walking down the street one day<BR/>I saw a house on fire<BR/>There was man, standing at an upper-storey window<BR/>Shouting and screaming at the crowd that was gathered there below<BR/>For he was sore afraid<BR/><BR/>Jump! You fucker, jump!<BR/>Jump into this here blanket what we are holding<BR/>And you will be all right<BR/>Bock the Robberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06670303189589399025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post-7273806448045972007-10-03T15:04:00.000-05:002007-10-03T15:04:00.000-05:00Thanks, Captain. Don't worry; I"don't take it as ...Thanks, Captain. Don't worry; I<BR/>"don't take it as a personal attack." Sometimes it's helpful to view terrible things with humor. That's the effect I was hoping for when I read your very clever satire. It didn't work for me, but it was childish of me to make the comment I did. <BR/><BR/>Rock on!Madam Zhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00136166772469538966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post-12475078488396214532007-10-03T13:13:00.000-05:002007-10-03T13:13:00.000-05:00You are the Whole package...humanitarian, have goo...You are the Whole package...humanitarian, have good hair, witty, that's all I can think of right now, I'll get back to you. When do we get another installment of WTFWJD?annhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03267130819981853109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post-43284452341533101522007-10-03T10:19:00.000-05:002007-10-03T10:19:00.000-05:00Spencer, that's too philosophical a question for m...Spencer, that's too philosophical a question for me. You'll have to ask our ad agency, it was their idea, and they probably understand the metaphysical parts better than I do.Captain Smackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05232863959032696801noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post-7527785187148913042007-10-03T09:27:00.000-05:002007-10-03T09:27:00.000-05:00great service but, one thing i'm not clear on - wh...great service but, one thing i'm not clear on - when does the satisfaction of a job well done part happen? i guess you feel satisfied in your next life? just thinking out loud......Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post-72593665253738859432007-10-03T09:19:00.000-05:002007-10-03T09:19:00.000-05:00I really am sorry your parents committed suicide, ...I really am sorry your parents committed suicide, Madam. I make jokes about a lot of things that are actually very horrible, and I hope you don't take it as a personal attack.Captain Smackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05232863959032696801noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post-60864349792614669722007-10-03T08:59:00.000-05:002007-10-03T08:59:00.000-05:00Both of my parents committed suicide, so I already...Both of my parents committed suicide, so I already know how to do it, but thanks anyway.Madam Zhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00136166772469538966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post-81284312867881390892007-10-03T06:45:00.000-05:002007-10-03T06:45:00.000-05:00Hale McKay:Why, thank you! It's always nice to see...<B>Hale McKay:</B><BR/>Why, thank you! It's always nice to see a new face, and I'll be stopping back by over at your place as well.<BR/><BR/><BR/><B>Stephen:</B><BR/>I hate for anyone to lose their job -- but from a purely business perspective, the more jobless people out there, the more potential clients we acquire. Hey, it's a dog-eat-dog world.<BR/><BR/>As for new languages, we once tried Captain Smackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05232863959032696801noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post-22726143108921312882007-10-03T02:03:00.000-05:002007-10-03T02:03:00.000-05:00I think you need to get more call center staff.I j...I think you need to get more call center staff.<BR/><BR/>I just tried to call your hottt-line and spent so long on hold that by the time I had progressed to <I>"you are the next call in the que to be snuffed.."</I> I had mistakenly found a reason to live.<BR/><BR/>A faster call turn around is needed or else more customers like me will slip through the noose and end up living needlessly.Joshhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15212665906591126286noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post-55105946360818559472007-10-02T23:06:00.000-05:002007-10-02T23:06:00.000-05:00This is one of the most insensitive things I have ...This is one of the most insensitive things I have ever read. Please take a moment to consider the impact that this post will have on all those poor call center workers manning the prevention hot lines that your service will be putting on the welfare queue as their client base quickly diminishes.<BR/><BR/>p.s have you thought of offering the service in other languages such as Islandic?unique_stephenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01137046158732977521noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post-15497517432383768782007-10-02T21:16:00.000-05:002007-10-02T21:16:00.000-05:00Hello, Captain. Reporting for duty as a new reade...Hello, Captain. Reporting for duty as a new reader of your blog. Thanks for the visit and comments over at my place, which of course led me to your site.<BR/><BR/>When I have the time, I really want to read that '101 things' <BR/>post.<BR/><BR/>I am returning to my site to add you to my blogroll - and I only add GOOD sites there.<BR/><BR/>I'll be back.Hale McKayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02548008024457474809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post-83386207037790157702007-10-02T16:52:00.000-05:002007-10-02T16:52:00.000-05:00Mayden, you shouldn't feel bad about it... but if ...Mayden, you shouldn't feel bad about it... but if you start feeling <I>really</I> bad, be sure to call 1-900-438-3323. We're here to help.Captain Smackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05232863959032696801noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post-42276685854861160442007-10-02T16:22:00.000-05:002007-10-02T16:22:00.000-05:00...make the last thing you do a dazzling success~I......make the last thing you do a dazzling success~<BR/><BR/>I feel bad for laughing at this~<BR/>;)Mayden' s Voyagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03169575773884459343noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post-32838105273249958912007-10-02T11:11:00.000-05:002007-10-02T11:11:00.000-05:00MsPuddin:I agree. This blog needs more people with...<B>MsPuddin:</B><BR/>I agree. This blog needs more people with mental problems, that's what it's missing.<BR/><BR/><BR/><B>NYCPonderings Chick:</B><BR/>I'll recommend that show to our clients.<BR/><BR/><BR/><B>Miss B:</B><BR/><I>"We just want to be free... free to ride our machines without getting hassled by Captain Smack."</I><BR/><BR/>-- The Wild Angels<BR/><BR/><BR/><B>Digital Scott:</B><BR/><Captain Smackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05232863959032696801noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post-13204388822292523492007-10-02T10:27:00.000-05:002007-10-02T10:27:00.000-05:00Pretty darn funny.Pretty darn funny.Digital Scott's Illustrationbloghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11318299109435793080noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post-41839433648204181872007-10-02T09:41:00.000-05:002007-10-02T09:41:00.000-05:00stellar, luv... as always, you ARE the man.stellar, luv... as always, you ARE the man.Miss Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07842110261024492372noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post-60001343345541915142007-10-02T08:55:00.000-05:002007-10-02T08:55:00.000-05:00I think you are infringing on the rights of a show...I think you are infringing on the rights of a show on E! channel called 'Sunset Tan', I believe it was the first show on air to offically cause people to particpate in mass hangings afterwardsKim & Dichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16157760321479220246noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post-60476202986746344662007-10-01T21:30:00.000-05:002007-10-01T21:30:00.000-05:00I think everyone suffering from depression should ...I think everyone suffering from depression should read your blog. Of course, they might not get the joke...<BR/><BR/>MsPMsFreshBananaPuddinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05890007816284521647noreply@blogger.com