People often tell me that I look a lot like Jesus, so I always wear a Captain's hat so they can tell us apart. I also enjoy wearing robes and rockin' the tables.
Please refrain from using the term “LOL” in responses, as the Captain (that's me) finds it offensive. If you are a 14 year old girl, then you can use LOL. Otherwise, GFY.
I will, however, accept “haha”, “LMAO”, “that's funny”, etc. I will also accept “IALLOL” (I am literally laughing out loud), but only if you are literally laughing out loud.
If you are laughing on the inside, then use “LOTI”. If you are using LOL just to piss me off, then please add “IJULTPYO” (I'm just using LOL to piss you off).
16 comments:
I refuse to believe that picture is genuine. They are enjoying themselves too much.
My word...how horrific that your first view of the world is ginger minge...
I'm too hung over to look at that first thing in the morning. Fucking gross man. Is it your son? He's got your hat...
Gorilla Bananas:
Yeah, something looks odd about it to me too...
Jane:
I had to google "ginger minge". I'm guessing this is an Irish hippy birthing.
Erica:
You think this is gross? You should see the picture I was going to use.
Holy shit batman. Looks like somebody needs to wax. Yikes!
Consider yourself STALKED!
There aint no way he's going to fit in there.
EEK.
Shelly Rayedeane:
You're not afraid of a little hair, are you?
Steph:
I was wondering who that was in the bushes...
Ratty:
That comment deserves a prize.
Rosanna:
What are you eek'n about? Don't you know that childbirth is the most beautiful thing in the world?
Must've missed the memo
That's you isn't it? It looks like you're being choked! THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!!!!
:0P
Damn. What gave it away?
Okay I will say what no one else will- show us the pic you were going to post!
Here are the other three pics I was thinking of doing something with. The first one's the one I was refering to (right-click > open in new window):
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Three
OUCH OUCH AND OUCH
Its all your fault. We take just one little prick and then we get a life-time of little pricks.
In my view everyone have to glance at it.
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