Jesus and Elvis: At The park
Elvis: Hey, Jesus, man - lemme ask you something.
Jesus: What's up?
Elvis: Now be honest. Who ya like better: Me or The Beatles.
Jesus: Oh. Well, um... gee, Elvis, I uh...
Elvis: Aw, c'mon man. Don't tell me you like those hippies better than your best bud?
Jesus: I'm just saying, on a musical level, you know... The White Album was just so ahead of it's time. Plus, they wrote their own material and all...
Elvis: So, you ain't, like, pissed off about that whole “We're bigger than Jesus” thing?
Jesus: I think Lennon was just trying to make a point about people's values...
Elvis: Yeah, but here's what I'm saying, man: People are always comparing me to The Beatles, y'know? Like “Who's better, Elvis or The Beatles?”, right?
Elvis: But that's not really a fair comparison. Cause' there's, like, four of them and only one of me. See what I'm getting at?
Jesus: You're saying you're outnumbered.
Elvis: Damn straight, man. The way I figure it, if someone likes The Beatles, say, twice as much as me, then I still win. Because there's four of them, but only one of me. That would mean that they would still like me... let's see... twice as much as any one of The Beatles.
Elvis: It's just simple math, man. They would have to like The Beatles FOUR TIMES as much as me for it just to break even.
Jesus: I hadn't thought about it that way.
Elvis: I'm just saying, man. That kinda' crap really bugs me, you know what I mean?
Jesus: Yes, I do. Hey, you know what bugs me?
Elvis: What's that, my long-haired friend?
Jesus: When people use me as an excuse to kill people.
Elvis: Yeah, man. I can see how that would get under your skin. Whoa, check it out, check it out. Super-hottie, 3 O'clock.
Jesus: Oh yeah. She's beautiful.
Elvis: Now that's what I'm talkin' about. Damn. Alright, JC, so let me ask you this: Who's your favorite Beatle?
Jesus: Oh, that would be Paul. Definitely.
(they stare at each other a moment, then they both crack up laughing)
Elvis: Ah, man, heh heh...
Jesus: Oh lordy, that was funny...
Elvis: You got me that time. That's some funny shit, Jesus.
Jesus: No, seriously, though. Favorite Beatle... hmmm... You know, I used to say John, but now I'm leaning towards George.
Elvis: Really? George?
Jesus: Yeah. He's just a really cool guy.
Jesus: I mean, he's cool, y'know, but he ain't no Elvis. No, no. You, my friend, are one of a kind.
Elvis: Right back at you, buddy.