You wait in the shadows, larger than life,
like a Coyote of Mercy.
You can feel your brain changing shape beneath your skull.
You've dreamt of this moment for weeks, maybe months.
And then you see her silhouette in the window...
She doesn't know what she wants.
She doesn't know what she needs.
She doesn't know her own mind.
But she's about to find out...
Your emotions suddenly flare up.
You are The Flaming Moth of Redemption!
It is time.
And when that time comes,
don't just pull out any old kitchen knife...
Reach for the knife the Pros use:
The Forschner Fibrox Butcher Knife!
The 8” double-reinforced stainless steel blade takes much of the work out of hacking your victim up, so that you can actually enjoy yourself for a change. Wouldn't that be nice? And with its three-rivet construction and high carbon steel, you know it will last, murder after bloody murder.
Need to get those stubborn legs off and into the trash bag in a hurry? Then you'll appreciate the Genuine Camber Blade with its precision rocking action, which allows you to quickly dismember that special someone in half the time it would usually take!
Hey, tired of losing your grip in all that slippery blood? Well, our patented Fibrox Super Grip Handles are slip-resistant and completely dishwasher safe!
But wait – there's more!
If you place your order before October 31st, we'll include a FREE Forschner V86 Skinning Knife! This fine 6” precision blade makes removing skin so easy, you'll be wearing your victims around the house in no time!
We know you take your craft seriously - and so do we.
So don't go 'round killing with just any old cutlery – use the knife prefered by masters like Ted Bundy, Jeff Dahmer, and many, many more. No matter how you slice it, slice it with Forschner!
Don't your victims deserve the very best?