tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post772897188785761330..comments2023-11-03T02:47:50.355-05:00Comments on This Is Your Captain Speaking: Where Are the Sex Machines?Captain Smackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05232863959032696801noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post-27346269051325860922011-10-20T12:39:30.039-05:002011-10-20T12:39:30.039-05:00Really effective material, thanks so much for the ...Really effective material, thanks so much for the post.www.vizcaya-3d.comhttp://www.vizcaya-3d.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post-67744452955018349872007-11-19T15:33:00.000-05:002007-11-19T15:33:00.000-05:00It's just my opinion, but maybe it's because femal...It's just my opinion, but maybe it's because female genitalia has reached it's peak? There's nothing better than a pussy and you have to accept it. <BR/>A penis on the other hand (ha, pun!) has a lot to live up to. <BR/><BR/>I'm sorry that it has come to this guys, but nothing beats real pussy, and nothing beats fake peen. You win some, you lose some. <BR/>Let's hear it for the girls!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17722136557742230075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post-30761797045212516522007-08-03T12:14:00.000-05:002007-08-03T12:14:00.000-05:00why not just plug us all into matrix like devices....why not just plug us all into matrix like devices. its simple really, just get Microsoft to develop some sexual sims-esque (doesnt even need to be high quality) type of program. then you go in for a simple adjustment to the ol' visual cortex, get a brain outlet, buy yourself one of those weird barber chair seats and WHAMOLA you're bangning stars.<BR/>or we can just expand on this whole brainlessj.https://www.blogger.com/profile/16438725493682372988noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post-40909957598252735152007-05-08T20:39:00.000-05:002007-05-08T20:39:00.000-05:00Now you're talking. I think that if we do this thi...Now you're talking. I think that if we do this thing right, and the project is given the attention and resources that it deserves, then their should be a whole Boobie Department - a team of scientists dedicated just to boobies.<BR/><BR/>One approach - and I'm just brain-storming here - might be to assign different groups of scientists to different body parts/functions based on nationality. Captain Smackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05232863959032696801noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post-66524483329866937082007-05-08T16:32:00.000-05:002007-05-08T16:32:00.000-05:00If I pony up some extra cash can their be tactile ...If I pony up some extra cash can their be tactile response so you can have the feel of real boobies too?Travishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10506241386591192218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post-80106091768658170702007-04-19T00:27:00.000-05:002007-04-19T00:27:00.000-05:00You know, a hunch-front... like, in my pants. Get ...You know, a hunch-<I>front</I>... like, <I>in my pants</I>. Get it?<BR/><BR/>(I hate having to explain my jokes)Captain Smackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05232863959032696801noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post-15423317081179852752007-04-18T23:46:00.000-05:002007-04-18T23:46:00.000-05:00i think she means cocky about your cock. and whats...i think she means cocky about your cock. and whats a hunchFRONT???Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post-88818467345233845932007-04-13T02:49:00.000-05:002007-04-13T02:49:00.000-05:00My goodness, it looks like someone's developing a ...My goodness, it looks like someone's developing a little crush on The Captain. And I couldn't be more pleased that it's Ms Smack herself.<BR/><BR/>You know, Ms Smack, I've read your posts "The Shower" and "Shower II"... and darling, I have to say this: <I>you give great blog!</I> Hell, MY nipples got hard. <I>All three of them</I>!<BR/><BR/>As for your suspicions: no, I don't have a hunchback (Captain Smackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05232863959032696801noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post-30897703115856451942007-04-12T07:58:00.000-05:002007-04-12T07:58:00.000-05:00Why on earth are you single?I find you highly amus...Why on earth are you single?<BR/><BR/>I find you highly amusing which is, for me, a complete ticket to damp panties in about, oh, I dont know... 5 seconds? <BR/><BR/>Do you have a hunched back?<BR/><BR/>Do you eat your pus when you squeeze your pimples?<BR/><BR/>Do you carry your cock like its your ticket to endless pussy?<BR/><BR/>If you can answer no, to these three questions, you're well on Ms Smackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02921397003809292438noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post-18431357107336695592007-04-07T12:05:00.000-05:002007-04-07T12:05:00.000-05:00I can't wait - I think...I can't wait - I think...Erica Ann Putishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07671598314798746359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post-65433865232835727952007-04-06T18:15:00.000-05:002007-04-06T18:15:00.000-05:00I have not the expertise for such a thing, and bes...I have not the expertise for such a thing, and besides, I wouldn't feel right profitting from it anyway. This would be a lobor of love, for the Good of Man. <BR/><BR/>I'm thinking more of an open-source, non-profit scenario, where brothers from all nations come together for the common good.<BR/><BR/>heh heh.<BR/><BR/>And like I said, my previous attempt ended badly. I'll tell you about it in my Captain Smackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05232863959032696801noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post-59393682467221016022007-04-06T17:29:00.000-05:002007-04-06T17:29:00.000-05:00If you can paten an idea - you could not only beco...If you can paten an idea - you could not only become rich off of it, you could have your very own machine that you probably wouldn't have to buy. (because you made up the idea, duh.) Right? Right?Erica Ann Putishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07671598314798746359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post-15868008741605360832007-04-06T16:55:00.000-05:002007-04-06T16:55:00.000-05:00I don't think I'm the man for the job. My last att...I don't think I'm the man for the job. My last attempt at building a sex machine was a disaster. But that's another post, and will probably require a fairly high blood/alcohol level to compose.<BR/><BR/>PS: I'm linking to you as well, ploop (it was already on my to-do list, btw)Captain Smackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05232863959032696801noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post-13180689616317535792007-04-06T16:09:00.000-05:002007-04-06T16:09:00.000-05:00Captain,You are right to point this out and I thin...Captain,<BR/><BR/>You are right to point this out and I think you are the man for the job!<BR/><BR/>ploop<BR/>PS: I've linked to your blog from the plooptionaryAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com