tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post7064604320594665197..comments2023-11-03T02:47:50.355-05:00Comments on This Is Your Captain Speaking: Picking My NoseCaptain Smackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05232863959032696801noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post-71351399580951130582007-04-28T21:11:00.000-05:002007-04-28T21:11:00.000-05:00Dammit, I hate making typos. I assume you know th...Dammit, I hate making typos. I assume you know that I meant "After" work, not aftre. <BR/><BR/>I shall stay now, I love it here.The Boob Ladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10536609331527951680noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post-89019292196303805462007-04-28T20:42:00.000-05:002007-04-28T20:42:00.000-05:00UBE:Gettin' awfully bossy, aren't we? Tell you wha...<B>UBE:</B><BR/>Gettin' awfully bossy, aren't we? Tell you what: you reduce your font size so I no longer have to have your blog translated by my 80 year old Grandmother, and I'll promise not to talk about noses anymore.<BR/><BR/><BR/><B>shelly:</B><BR/>A booger-bag you say? Hmmm, not a bad idea. And yes, I'm actually Eminem. The truth is out.Captain Smackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05232863959032696801noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post-63445188762451772422007-04-28T20:09:00.000-05:002007-04-28T20:09:00.000-05:00boob lady:Yay! I'll be waiting with my lucky socks...<B>boob lady:</B><BR/>Yay! I'll be waiting with my lucky socks on.<BR/><BR/><B>little cheese:</B><BR/>Yes, I have, especially when I've had the brain chemistry adjusted. I've even written stuff down, then later read it and had no idea what I was talking about, like: "monkeys playing football. One monkey looks like Richard Nixon." It was hilarious and made perfect sense at the time.Captain Smackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05232863959032696801noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post-13581660953383061492007-04-28T11:33:00.000-05:002007-04-28T11:33:00.000-05:00Hello Captain, Your post has made me think about b...Hello Captain, <BR/><BR/>Your post has made me think about bumper stickers... we don't have many political ones in Blighty. But I will keep an eye out to see whether anyone is surreptitiously peeling a Blair one off their fiesta in time for his resignation.<BR/><BR/>As for amusing thoughts: ever had one, forgotten it, and by the time you remember it, the moment had passed, it was less funny, and The Little Cheesehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08373475647461973671noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post-66719711364510803962007-04-28T07:03:00.000-05:002007-04-28T07:03:00.000-05:00Holy Shit Captain Smack, I came over after your co...Holy Shit Captain Smack, I came over after your comment and I'm hooked. I'll be back aftre work. Be waiting.The Boob Ladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10536609331527951680noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post-84678756478883118172007-04-27T20:54:00.000-05:002007-04-27T20:54:00.000-05:00Steph's right. The nose rake is pure genious. I ...Steph's right. The nose rake is pure genious. I have one request before you patent this thing though. Can you make sure it comes with some sort of booger bag (like a doggie bag for poop, except for boogers). I'm a freak, I know. But I strongly dislike it when people roll their boogers up and rub them...<BR/><BR/>oh, let's say...<BR/><BR/>all over the car seat?<BR/><BR/>And another thought Shelly Rayedeanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04110822096599541854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post-16675623017474528762007-04-26T21:03:00.000-05:002007-04-26T21:03:00.000-05:00The only bumper sticker I ever owned ( as I hate t...The only bumper sticker I ever owned ( as I hate them) said " Support Bingo - Keep Granma off the streets" ..and then to be a fuck I put one onmy granddad's Maxi which read " Grandpa's Hotrod! Does anyone give a shit though?<BR/>GReat post except the nose rake ( or anything to dow ith noses) makes me want to vomit. Please refrain form EVER posting about that subject again.UBERMOUTHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18297064716424846578noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post-65838570461011073732007-04-26T20:55:00.000-05:002007-04-26T20:55:00.000-05:00I understood all that, up to the part about fish, ...I understood all that, up to the part about fish, volvos and hats. That's where the culture-gap kicked in.Captain Smackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05232863959032696801noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post-58870180636287261962007-04-25T23:40:00.000-05:002007-04-25T23:40:00.000-05:00Bumper stickers.. love 'em.Over here in Oz there's...Bumper stickers.. love 'em.<BR/><BR/>Over here in Oz there's a dedicated following of Ute drivers who plaster their Utes with some great stuff.. <BR/>A selected few-<BR/>"If you can read this sticker then I have lost my caravan"<BR/>"Are you flirting with me officer?"<BR/>Good cowgirls keep their calves together"<BR/>"Dont like my driving? Email me-eatShit@gofuckyourslf.com"<BR/>"Sticks & stones Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post-85694117194108428592007-04-25T21:44:00.000-05:002007-04-25T21:44:00.000-05:00.d.c:I had not heard that amusing anecdote, but th...<B>.d.c:</B><BR/>I had not heard that amusing anecdote, but thank you for sharing it. It would be funny if the guy <I>did</I> die, then woke up in Heaven, saw Jesus and screamed "You bastard! This is all your fault!"<BR/><BR/><B>mutely:</B><BR/>Glad the bumper sticker bit made you laugh (even if it <I>is</I> a somewhat girly laugh...)Captain Smackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05232863959032696801noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post-76940053175270187652007-04-25T15:59:00.000-05:002007-04-25T15:59:00.000-05:00Tee hee heee! "Bush Stickers"! Tee hee...Tee hee heee! "Bush Stickers"! Tee hee...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post-6909764268884619542007-04-25T14:18:00.000-05:002007-04-25T14:18:00.000-05:00Did you hear about the truck in NYC with a bumper ...Did you hear about the truck in NYC with a bumper sticker that read "HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS"?<BR/><BR/>A born-again pulls up behind it at some lights and sounds his horn.<BR/><BR/>Cab door opens. Gorilla-sized truck-driver gets out, very, very angry, clutching a tire-iron (as I think they're called in the USA). "Who the fuck are you hooting at a red light?" he shouts, as he starts hitting the D. C. Warmingtonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14558167181352609635noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post-78788136480307252762007-04-25T13:00:00.000-05:002007-04-25T13:00:00.000-05:00Steph said... A nose rake is a friggin genius idea...<I>Steph said... <BR/>A nose rake is a friggin genius idea.<BR/>I suggest you patent that immediately before some nuff nuff reads this and steals the idea that could make you a million bucks!!!</I><BR/><BR/>I have a whole list of inventions I need to get patented. The nose rake ranks somewhere between the bed-with-pee-hole and the Blowjomatic 2000.<BR/><BR/><BR/><I>Gorilla Bananas said... <BR/>"Captain Smackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05232863959032696801noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post-19500217703270978072007-04-25T11:32:00.000-05:002007-04-25T11:32:00.000-05:00Your thoughts make me ponder life in a way I've ne...Your thoughts make me ponder life in a way I've never thought possible... Thank you Mr. Smack.<BR/><BR/>And what if there are purple people but we don't know about them because the Purple People Eater eats them??Erica Ann Putishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07671598314798746359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post-87009208765602271692007-04-25T10:07:00.000-05:002007-04-25T10:07:00.000-05:00You should mention how there is almost always a Je...You should mention how there is almost always a Jesus Fish, or some other Jesus crap sticker, right nest to the Bush stickers. Along with a really bad driver in the SUV or crappy van.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post-45169905661540154272007-04-25T05:56:00.000-05:002007-04-25T05:56:00.000-05:00A pretty good argument for keeping shit off your b...A pretty good argument for keeping shit off your bumper.RWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14416316296228157208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post-90570357838444327892007-04-25T01:24:00.000-05:002007-04-25T01:24:00.000-05:00"Like a raccoon/giraffe thing that can smash thing..."Like a raccoon/giraffe thing that can smash things with it's mind."<BR/><BR/>Giraffes have a good sense of humour and raccoons just want to eat snacks. But a cross between a buffalo and Sheriff Buford T Justice would be the end of human civilisation.Gorilla Bananashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13044093013423635830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7774709586999583668.post-30671424894331195902007-04-25T00:52:00.000-05:002007-04-25T00:52:00.000-05:00A nose rake is a friggin genius idea.I suggest you...A nose rake is a friggin genius idea.<BR/>I suggest you patent that immediately before some nuff nuff reads this and steals the idea that could make you a million bucks!!!Stephhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09486157834509821905noreply@blogger.com