People often tell me that I look a lot like Jesus, so I always wear a Captain's hat so they can tell us apart. I also enjoy wearing robes and rockin' the tables.
Please refrain from using the term “LOL” in responses, as the Captain (that's me) finds it offensive. If you are a 14 year old girl, then you can use LOL. Otherwise, GFY.
I will, however, accept “haha”, “LMAO”, “that's funny”, etc. I will also accept “IALLOL” (I am literally laughing out loud), but only if you are literally laughing out loud.
If you are laughing on the inside, then use “LOTI”. If you are using LOL just to piss me off, then please add “IJULTPYO” (I'm just using LOL to piss you off).